Peppa Pig Fucking Dies

Peppa Pig Fucking Dies was a movie released in 2019, written by Pinocchio and starring Peppa Pig. It got great reviews from native Patrickians (except Peppa), but people from abroad did not approve.

Plot:

Peppa Pig is seen in a space shuttle when Houston calls in and asks her if she is alright. Peppa says yes and her ship explodes. She then says "Don't worry I'm still alive" and promptly gets hit by a train. Peppa screams as the train rams her into a conviently placed wall and then blows up.